the NFFL

National Flag Football League. Sound good? Dan Marino could make a comeback and take back his records from dirty ol man Favre. James Harrison will be chasing after a running back and viciously rip the flag out of his pocket. Tom Brady - the king of no contact - will win 15 championships and be the first player inducted to the Hall of Fame while still playing.

In the NFL, James Harrison is thinking of retiring if he has to pay 75k for that hit. He will drop 6 million per year for a fine of 75k because he thinks his hit was legal. Tom Brady throws a fit because someone hit him half a second late and he fell down. Brett Favre is being a dirty old man and and old man at the same time. The Cowboys suck. (That part is awesome)

No Fun League or National Flag Football League. I think my idea is better.

Also, The Rent...is too D**n High. You hear that? Thats a child's stomach grumblin. You gotta listen like I do.

Youtube it if you don't know, its great.

UPDATED AT 1:05 PM 10-20: Quote from Brian Urlacher on Yahoo Sports "It's freaking football. There are going to be big hits. I don't understand how they can do this after one weekend of hitting. And I can't understand how they can suspend us for it. I think it's a bunch of bull. "You know what we should do? We should just put flags on everybody. Let's make it the NFFL - the National Flag Football League. It's unbelievable."

I just thought it was fun that someone had the same idea AND the same Acronym for it as I did. Small things amuse me thoroughly.